Magical drug

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A man was caught by a cop with drugs in the bathroom.

The man says, “I swear, it’s not mine! I found it here and tried to flush it down the toilet, but every time I flush the drugs down, it magically reappears in my hand!”

“I don’t believe you,” says the cop. “Show me.”

The man tosses the bag of drugs into the toilet, then flushes it. The bag swishes down. The cop then stares at the man’s empty hand as the bag is flushed down.

“Well,” says the cop, “where are the drug now?”

“What drugs?”