Light bulb jokes for geeks

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Q: How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. That’s a hardware problem.

Q: How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We’ve formed a task force to study the problem of why light bulbs burn out and figure out what, exactly, we as supervisors can do to make the bulbs work smarter, not harder.

Q: How many MIS guys does it take to change a light bulb?
A: MIS has received your request concerning your hardware problem, and has assigned your request Service Number 39712. Please use this number for any future reference to this light bulb issue. As soon as a technician becomes available, you will be contacted.

Q: How many Microsoft technicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. Two holding the ladder and one to screw the light bulb into a faucet.

Q: How many Microsoft Vice Presidents does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Eight. One to change the bulb, and seven to make sure Microsoft gets $2.00 for every light bulb ever changed anywhere in the world.

Q: How many software testers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We just noticed the room was dark; we don’t actually fix the problems.

Q: How many software developers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The light bulb works fine on the system in my office…

Q: How many Windows users does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One, but he’ll swear up and down that it was JUST as easy for him as it would have been a Macintosh user.

Q: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness as the new industry standard.