After five hours sitting in the bar, a man was in no shape to drive, wisely left his car parked and walked home.
As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman.
“What are you doing out here at 2 a.m.?” said the officer.
“I’m going to a lecture,” the man said.
“And who is going to give a lecture at this hour?” the officer said.
“My wife!” said the man.