Lecture in 2 a.m.

After five hours sitting in the bar, a man was in no shape to drive, wisely left his car parked and walked home.

As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman.

“What are you doing out here at 2 a.m.?” said the officer.

“I’m going to a lecture,” the man said.

“And who is going to give a lecture at this hour?” the officer said.

“My wife!” said the man.

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