Last chance for the airplane ride

 

Clyde and his wife Bonnie went to the State Fair every year. Every year, Clyde would say, “Bonnie, I’d like to try that airplane ride.”

And every year Bonnie would say, “I know, Clyde, but that airplane ride costs ten dollars and ten dollars is ten dollars.”

This year, Clyde and Bonnie went to the fair and Clyde said, “Bonnie, I’m 74 years old. If I don’t ride that airplane this year, I may never get another chance.”

Bonnie replied, “Clyde, but that airplane ride costs ten dollars and ten dollars is ten dollars.”

The pilot overheard them and said, “Folks, I’ll make you a deal. I’ll take you both up for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say one word, I won’t charge you, but if you say one word, it’s then dollar.”

Clyde and Bonnie agree and up the go. The pilot does all kinds of twists and turns, rolls and dives, but not a word is heard. The pilot does all his tricks over again, but still not a word. They land and the pilot turns to Clyde, “I did everything I could think of to get you scream, but yo didn’t”

Clyde replied, “Well, I was gonna say something when Bonnie fell out, but ten dollars is ten dollars.”

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