A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign that reads:
- Cheese Sandwish: $1.5
- Chicken Sandwish: $1.50
- Hand Job: $10.00
He checks his wallet and beckons to the sexy bartender.
“Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?” he asks.
“Yes,” she purrs. “I am”
“Well, wash your fricking hands,” says the man. “I want a cheese sandwich!”