A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she like the experience.
“Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.”
Dumbfounded, her date asked,
“What do you mean?”
“Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello? It’s only 25 cents!”