God created heaven and the earth. But immediately He was faced with a class action suit for failure to file an environmental impact statement.
Then God said, “Let there be light”, and immediately the officials demanded to know what the power source would be. Would strip mining be involved? Surely no nuclear energy?
God then said, “Let the earth bring forth green herb and bear much seed.” The EPA agreed so long as native seed was used.
Then God said, Let waters bring forth creeping creatures begetting life; and the fowl that may fly over the earth.” Officials pointed out this would require approval from the Sierra Club.
Then God said he wanted to complete the project in six days. But government officials informed him it would take at least 200 days to review the application and impact statement. After that there would be a public hearing. Then there would be a 10-12 month approval period before…
At this point God created Hell.