Electric saw accident

A man working with an electric saw accidentally cuts off all of his fingers.

At the emergency room, his doctor says: “Give me the fingers, and I’ll see what I can do.”

The injured man replies: “But I don’t have the fingers!”

“Why didn’t you bring them?” the doctor asks.

The injured man responds: “Doc, I couldn’t pick them up.”

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