Different kinds of Barbie

A man is driving to the toy store for his daughter’s birthday present. When he enters the store and says to the shop assistant:

“How much is that Barbie in the window?”

In a condescending manner, the shop assistant says:

“Which Barbie?”

She continues:

“We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95,

Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95,

Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95,

Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95,

Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95,

And Divorced Barbie Goes to the Gym for $299.95.”

“Why is the Divorced Barbie $299.99 when all the others are only $19.95?”

“The obvious,” the shop assistant says. “Divorced Barbie comes with Ken’s house, Ken’s car, Ken’s boat, and Ken’s furniture…”

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