When Joe, a nice man married for over 50 years died, his wife, Myrtle, was devastated. A couple of months later, Myrtle also dies. Once in heaven, Myrtle anxiously looked for Joe.
Suddenly, behind a cloud, she could clearly see him with another woman.
She ran towards him, calling his name, “Joe… Darling… Joe…”
Joe said, “Hold your horses woman, and don’t ‘darling’ me. The deal was very clear… ‘Till Death Do Us Part’!”