The CIA, FBI, And KGB Are Tasked With Finding A Bigfoot


The CIA, FBI, and the KGB are tasked with finding the Bigfoot in a forest.

The CIA show up after a few days and release a 6000-word article on the fact that Bigfoot doesn’t exist.

The FBI show up with a dead rabbit and say in a press release “The Bigfoot had it coming.”

The KGB show up with a bruised and beaten bear. The bear is forced to make a statement “I am a Bigfoot, my father is a Bigfoot, and my mother is a Bigfoot. My whole family are Bigfoots!”

The bear disappears shortly after it testifies…


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