An tourist in a local Spanish restaurant

An American touring Spain stopped at a local restaurant, following a day of sight-seeing. While sipping his sangria, he noticed a scrumptious, sizzling platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, “What is that you just served at the next?”

The waiter replied, “Ah senior, you have excellent taste! Those are bulls testicles from the full fight this morning. A delicacy!”

The American, though momentarily daunted, said, “What the hell. I’m on vacation! Bring me an order!”

The waiter replied, “I am so sorry Senior. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy!”

The next morning, the American returned, placed his order and then that evening he was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites and inspecting the contents of his platter, he called the waiter over and said, “These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller that the ones I saw you serve yesterday!”

The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, “Sir, sometimes the bull wins.”

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