A wife’s joke gone wrong

A woman who wanted to know how her husband would react if she left without telling him where she had gone. So she decided to write him a letter saying she is tired of him and didn’t want to live with him anymore. She then put the letter on the table in the bedroom and hid under the bed until her husband got home.

When he eventually came back home and saw the letter. After a few moments of silence, he picked up the pen and added something to the letter. Then he started to get changed and whistling happy tones.

He grabbed his phone and dialed a number. His wife listened from under the bed as he started chatting to someone.

“Hey babe, I’m just changing clothes then will join you,” he said. “As for the other fool, she finally figured out that I was fooling around on her and left. I was really wrong to have married her. I wish we had met earlier. See you soon, honey!”

Then he hung up and left the house. In tears and very upset, she climbed out from the bed and stumbled over to read where her unfaithful husband had written on her letter.

Through teary eyes, she read, “I could see your feet you idiot, I am going out to get some bread.”

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