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I promise I will be home by midnight

 

A man goes out with his friends for the night. Before he leaves he tells his wife, “I promise I will be home by midnight.”

Midnight comes and goes. He finally arrives home at about 3 a.m. As he walks in, he realized the cuckoo clock is about to go off. As it begins to go off, he has a flash of genius and decides to coo another 9 times. He sneaks into bed satisfied with himself.

The next morning, he wakes up and his wife has breakfast made. She doesn’t seem to be mad. Satisfied with himself, he asks her, “You sleep okay last night?”

She replied, “Yeah, but we need a cuckoo clock.”

He asks her why and she tells him, “Last night it cooed 3 times. Then it yelled, ‘Crap!’ It cooed another 6 times and giggled a little bit. Finally, it cooed 3 more times, farted and tripped on the carpet.”

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