Wife: “What are you doing?” Husband: “Nothing.” Wife: “Nothing? You have been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.” Husband: “I was looking for the expiration date.”
Well, this is a little bit extreme, but as long as it works~~
If you are allergic to cats but wish to have all the fun of having a real cat lady, then you are in luck. Introducing the crazy cat lady action figure. This 5-1/4″
A guy finds his dog with the neighbor’s pet rabbit in its mouth. The rabbit is dead and the guy panics. He takes the dirty, chewed up rabbit into the
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A: I have the perfect son B: Does he smoke? A: No, he doesn’t B: Does he drink? A: No, he doesn’t B: Does he ever come home late? A:
No sure it is how it works…
An Asian guy walks into a bar, and sits next to Jeff and starts drinking his beer. Jeff asks him, “My friend, do you know any martial arts, Kung Fu, Karate
I am looking at this pictures while it is snowing outside my office…
Wow! This is the perfect gift for magical creature lover and desktop toy! Made Of Soft Flexible Vinyl Hooves Are 2″ Long; Torso Is 3 1/2″ Tall Great For Puppet
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the best of friends, I would not insult you by offering payment. But I would like for
OMG… I HATE SPIDERS! That is just plain wrong!
Actually, I kinda sorta think Sharknado isn’t a bad movie… Just saying
Happy holiday, everyone!
A boy comes home after school. His granny asks him, “How’s school today?” “Grandpa, you won’t believe it! In chemistry class we’ve conducted experiments with explosives.” “Oh and what are
I hope the store that person bought from will accept returns…
The shopkeeper picks one out and says, “This one can cut down five trees in two minutes.” The lumberjack is impressed by this and buys the chainsaw. Two days later,
This is a tree. Those are panda. Ya, Panda Tree!
A girl knelt in the confessional and said, “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.” “What is it, child?” The girl said, “Father, I have committed the sin of vanity.
Before Marriage: Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don’t even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy:
Lets hope the door will hold…
Three women applied to work in a bar. The owner asked them, “What would you do if you found some money lying on the floor?” Application 1: “I will take
How am I suppose to get in :(
A patient that was waiting for a heart transplant has the chance to choose tree alternatives: One heart is from a young athlete hat died from a car accident Second
That surely is powerful!
Letter of recommendation to the office management: Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found hard at work i his cubicle. Bob works independently, without wasting company time talking
When you’re a tomato but you accidentally go to the wrong type of subway…
Now and then, airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight safety presentation and their other announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some of these sign: There are
Actually, this is pretty hard to focus on the game while so many standing in front of her.
After a professor had finished his English lecture and his class had filed out, a student stayed behind to confront him. “I don’t appreciate being singled out,” he told his