Fine! I am on diet anyway :(
Two blind pilots enter a plane. They have sunglasses and white sticks. As the plane starts to move, the passengers are uncomfortable. The plane gains speed, but it stays on
Great live lesson. Never insert and turn anything by force… I guess the person will never get home…
Very good parenting right here!
Q: How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. That’s a hardware problem. Q: How many managers does it take to change a light
Excellent play on words! This make me so happy, I feel like jumping out of water!
OMG, what should I do…
Not sure I will be still smiling if I get hit…
Well, I will remember never make a bird angry…
A man knocking on every door, looking for help. Finally, one of his neighbor answer the door. “Sir, you have got to help!” said the tearful man at the door.
I think even Sherlock Holmes can not figure out any of the book titles…
A girl calls her boyfriend and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get started.”
You are very welcome…
“Children,” begins the Pope, “where’s Jesus today?” Little Tommy says, “He’s in my heart.” Little Barry says, “He’s in Heaven.” Little Davey says, “He’s in our bathroom.” The surprised Pope asks Little
And I sure I will be smelling good after the bath @_@
A man was caught by a cop with drugs in the bathroom. The man says, “I swear, it’s not mine! I found it here and tried to flush it down
Sting Rays are very dangerous. No jokes!
When my 88-year-old mother was called for jury duty, she had to submit to questioning by the opposing lawyers. “Have you ever dealt with an attorney?” asked the plaintiff’s lawyer. “Yes.
Q: In which battle did Napoleon die? A: His last Battle Q: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom of the page Q: River Ravi flows
A man was at a graveyard. He began to moan, “Why did you die. Oh, why did you have to die?” A passer-by knelt down next to the man and
Welcome to the brave new world!
Simply imagine that if you spill a cup of coffee on your pants and now your crotch is soaked to the skin. Don’t worry! Simply take out The Emergency
Kind of embarrassed to admit it… that is so true.
Do you ever want hand puppets for your fingers? here’s a loopy twist at the finger-hand puppets for your fingers! Finger hands are the little arms that go hand
When you are giving gifts to someone you care, why not also have some fun with it too. Actually, I really wish this is a real product because the idea
Wife: “What are you doing?” Husband: “Nothing.” Wife: “Nothing? You have been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.” Husband: “I was looking for the expiration date.”
Well, this is a little bit extreme, but as long as it works~~
If you are allergic to cats but wish to have all the fun of having a real cat lady, then you are in luck. Introducing the crazy cat lady action figure. This
A guy finds his dog with the neighbor’s pet rabbit in its mouth. The rabbit is dead and the guy panics. He takes the dirty, chewed up rabbit into the
Best t-shirt ever because of Nick Cage. When you wear this t-shirt, you will instantly get plenty of compliments. This t-shirt is for all Nick Cage lovers! By 7eaven Shop. Check