I don’t think his boss can be mad at all…
I wish I have co-worker like this!
After sending our son away to college, he would too often call up asking for money. One time when he called my husband answered, “Sure we will send you money”,
I am not sure how effective is this fence…
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, “Everyone who thinks they’re stupid, stand up!” After a few seconds, one
So what am I eat?
A man working with an electric saw accidentally cuts off all of his fingers. At the emergency room, his doctor says: “Give me the fingers, and I’ll see what I
1st Guy, “Yesterday, my wife left me for my best friend.” 2nd Guy, “Who is your best friend?” 1st Guy, “Robert!” 2nd Guy, “Since when is Robert your best friend?”
Q: 500 bricks are on a plane. One falls off. How many are left? A: 499 Q: What are three steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator? A: Open door, put
5 year old son after reading story of a king. Son, “Mom, I also want five wives… one will cook, one will sing, one will bathe me…” Mom, “…and one
This is a panda. This is a cat. Ah! Panda Cat!
A boy asks his father, “Dad, are bugs good to eat?” “That’s disgusting! ” the Dad replies. “Don’t talk about things like that over dinner.” After dinner, the father asks,
My body is ready!
Sarah was reading a newspaper while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. “Listen to this,” she said. “There’s a classified ad here where a
A doctor says to his patient, “I have bad news and worse news.” “Oh dear, what’s the bad news?” asks the patient. The doctor replies, “You only have 24 hours
I totally agree!
Halloween is over. You won the Halloween!
This is evil! That tricked me for a sec…
Husband went to the sheriff’s department to report that his wife was missing. Husband, “My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home…” Sergeant, “What is
Technically, those are drinkable grape juices!
A man gets into a car accident and injures his wrist pretty bad. He goes to the hospital where the doctor gets him all fixed up, but before he leaves
I cannot believe it! Why peanuts from supermarket contain peanuts!
A boy went to school and he asked the teacher, “May I use the bathroom?” The teacher replied, “No, not unless you say your abc’s.” The boys said, “a b c
I sure your relation will be greatly improved with this gift!
No wonder orange juice always taste weird for me… they are not suppose taste like orange!
I am not sure I should make a joke about it…
A shady-looking guy sticks his head into a barbershop and asks, “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looks around the shop and says, “About two hours.”
They don’t have bones yet. An very accurate description.
Interviewer to Millionaire, “To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?” Millionaire, “I owe everything to my wife.” Interview, “Wow, she must be some woman. What are you