I hope the store that person bought from will accept returns…
The shopkeeper picks one out and says, “This one can cut down five trees in two minutes.” The lumberjack is impressed by this and buys the chainsaw. Two days later,
This is a tree. Those are panda. Ya, Panda Tree!
A girl knelt in the confessional and said, “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.” “What is it, child?” The girl said, “Father, I have committed the sin of vanity.
Before Marriage: Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don’t even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy:
Lets hope the door will hold…
Three women applied to work in a bar. The owner asked them, “What would you do if you found some money lying on the floor?” Application 1: “I will take
How am I suppose to get in :(
A patient that was waiting for a heart transplant has the chance to choose tree alternatives: One heart is from a young athlete hat died from a car accident Second
That surely is powerful!
Letter of recommendation to the office management: Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found hard at work i his cubicle. Bob works independently, without wasting company time talking
When you’re a tomato but you accidentally go to the wrong type of subway…
Now and then, airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight safety presentation and their other announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some of these sign: There are
Actually, this is pretty hard to focus on the game while so many standing in front of her.
After a professor had finished his English lecture and his class had filed out, a student stayed behind to confront him. “I don’t appreciate being singled out,” he told his
I don’t think his boss can be mad at all…
I wish I have co-worker like this!
After sending our son away to college, he would too often call up asking for money. One time when he called my husband answered, “Sure we will send you money”,
I am not sure how effective is this fence…
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, “Everyone who thinks they’re stupid, stand up!” After a few seconds, one
So what am I eat?
A man working with an electric saw accidentally cuts off all of his fingers. At the emergency room, his doctor says: “Give me the fingers, and I’ll see what I
1st Guy, “Yesterday, my wife left me for my best friend.” 2nd Guy, “Who is your best friend?” 1st Guy, “Robert!” 2nd Guy, “Since when is Robert your best friend?”
Q: 500 bricks are on a plane. One falls off. How many are left? A: 499 Q: What are three steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator? A: Open door, put
5 year old son after reading story of a king. Son, “Mom, I also want five wives… one will cook, one will sing, one will bathe me…” Mom, “…and one
This is a panda. This is a cat. Ah! Panda Cat!
A boy asks his father, “Dad, are bugs good to eat?” “That’s disgusting! ” the Dad replies. “Don’t talk about things like that over dinner.” After dinner, the father asks,
My body is ready!
Sarah was reading a newspaper while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. “Listen to this,” she said. “There’s a classified ad here where a