My mother told me I can be anything I want to be
When I was taking the bus to work this morning. My friend pointed outside of the window and said, “Look at the girl in that car. She is so pretty.”
A lawyer gets pulled over by a police officer. The officer asks the lawyer, “Do you know why I pulled you over?” “I haven’t the foggiest idea,” said the lawyer.
Maybe both, but I think is the later.
I wish that I have some coworkers that I can trust them with my life. I guess I have trust issues.
Are they working or this is new kind of torturing? Either way, this is suck for the guy who is dangling.
A worker is putting a “Think Safety First” sign without thinking about the safety first. How ironic.
Yesterday, two women in the office were arguing. After they argued for ten minutes, their boss walked out of his office and yelled, “That’s enough! What is going on here?”
Well, I think BMW does a good job on this one. Audi should see that coming…
I wonder if he ever thinks about what will happen when the tree goes down. Hope he is prepared for that.
How bad is the drive’s driving skill can be? This sound possible to crash a car in an empty lot…
Life is full of difficult choices…
This boat must be from IKEA.
Wow, there is a baby under that belly. Thank, Captain Obvious!
Is that a puppet on the hat?
Oh no! Someone turn on the air conditioning! The cat is melting.
In case you are not see it. Just imagine that the first word starts with “H” instead of “gl”
At least this is a nice umbrella…
Well, at least it won’t be hurt when I fall…
What are the odds?
Someone just want to see the world burns…
This is unacceptable!
Everything you needed for your Chinese takeout in one tool!
Don’t give me that look… I am hungry!
You should be smiling~~
Better luck next time!
Not sure this is how the gun works…
Oh no! Not the pie!!!