She was smitten by a beautiful parrot for sale and decided that she must own this gorgeous bird! When the bird came up for sale, the auctioneer asked: “How much am I
“Honey,” said this husband to his wife, “I invited a friend home for supper.” “What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven’t been shopping, all the dishes
A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her
One day Jimmy got home early from school and his mom asked, “Why are you home so early?” He answered, “Because I was the only one that answered a question
A man has been drinking alone all day at a bar and then he checks his watch. The man said to himself, “It is 1 am already! I need to
A young man once asked a rich older man how he earned all his money. The old man smoothed his tailored jacket and said, “Well, young man, it was fifty
Patient: “Doctor, how can I live longer than 100 years?” Doctor: “Do you smoke?” Patient: “No.” Doctor: “Do you eat too much?” Patient: “No.” Doctor: “Do you go to bed
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man answers the phone, puts it on speaker, and begins
A woman shoots her husband for stepping on the clean floor.“ A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station. “I have a murder case here,” he says. “A
Two women were discussing marriage, and one said: “We’ve been married twenty-five years, and every night my husband has complained about the food. Not one night without complaining about the food.” The
A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when a pre-med student interrupted him. “Why do we have to learn this stuff?” the frustrated student
When I bought my ketchup, it came with fries somehow?!
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000.00. His bookkeeper is deaf and that was the reason he got the job in the first
I sure any parent can be related to this…
A tourist in London decides to skip his tour group and explore the city on his own. He wanders around, seeing the sights, occasionally stopping at a quaint British pub to
I don’t know lunches can be that scary…
I was about to get the truck… I am surprised that they have to say that at all…
I wonder how this dog passed the class…
Wife: “Where are you?” Husband: “At home, my love.” Wife: “Are you sure?” Husband: “Yes.” Wife: “Turn on the mixer.” Husband : (turns mixer on) “Rrrreeereeeereeee…” Wife: “Ok! my love
Bet the psychic couldn’t foresee that coming… Not sure I can trust the guy anymore…
I have to praise this employee’s courage. However, I am not sure if this employee still works there anymore.
The CIA, FBI, and the KGB are tasked with finding the Bigfoot in a forest. The CIA show up after a few days and release a 6000-word article on the fact
How ironic… Anyway, I think fortune cookie factories need quality control too…
This is the first time that I am glad to see a spiderweb!
I really need the food! I guess this is my only choice…
Merry Christmas and happy new year, everyone!
Who will want audiences when they are using the restroom? I guess someone always needs company… even in the restroom.
This kid is going places!
The teacher is teaching kids the tough lessons early on! Life sucks… This is an exact opposite of this maze.
This is an extremely friendly eggplant I have ever seen!