When my 88-year-old mother was called for jury duty, she had to submit to questioning by the opposing lawyers. “Have you ever dealt with an attorney?” asked the plaintiff’s lawyer. “Yes.
Q: In which battle did Napoleon die? A: His last Battle Q: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom of the page Q: River Ravi flows
A man was at a graveyard. He began to moan, “Why did you die. Oh, why did you have to die?” A passer-by knelt down next to the man and
Welcome to the brave new world!
Simply imagine that if you spill a cup of coffee on your pants and now your crotch is soaked to the skin. Don’t worry! Simply take out The Emergency Underpants
Kind of embarrassed to admit it… that is so true.
Do you ever want hand puppets for your fingers? here’s a loopy twist at the finger-hand puppets for your fingers! Finger hands are the little arms that go hand in
When you are giving gifts to someone you care, why not also have some fun with it too. Actually, I really wish this is a real product because the idea
Wife: “What are you doing?” Husband: “Nothing.” Wife: “Nothing? You have been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.” Husband: “I was looking for the expiration date.”
Well, this is a little bit extreme, but as long as it works~~
If you are allergic to cats but wish to have all the fun of having a real cat lady, then you are in luck. Introducing the crazy cat lady action figure. This 5-1/4″
A guy finds his dog with the neighbor’s pet rabbit in its mouth. The rabbit is dead and the guy panics. He takes the dirty, chewed up rabbit into the
Best t-shirt ever because of Nick Cage. When you wear this t-shirt, you will instantly get plenty of compliments. This t-shirt is for all Nick Cage lovers! By 7eaven Shop. Check It
A: I have the perfect son B: Does he smoke? A: No, he doesn’t B: Does he drink? A: No, he doesn’t B: Does he ever come home late? A:
No sure it is how it works…
An Asian guy walks into a bar, and sits next to Jeff and starts drinking his beer. Jeff asks him, “My friend, do you know any martial arts, Kung Fu, Karate
I am looking at this pictures while it is snowing outside my office…
Wow! This is the perfect gift for magical creature lover and desktop toy! Made Of Soft Flexible Vinyl Hooves Are 2″ Long; Torso Is 3 1/2″ Tall Great For Puppet
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the best of friends, I would not insult you by offering payment. But I would like for
OMG… I HATE SPIDERS! That is just plain wrong!
Actually, I kinda sorta think Sharknado isn’t a bad movie… Just saying
Happy holiday, everyone!
A boy comes home after school. His granny asks him, “How’s school today?” “Grandpa, you won’t believe it! In chemistry class we’ve conducted experiments with explosives.” “Oh and what are
I hope the store that person bought from will accept returns…
The shopkeeper picks one out and says, “This one can cut down five trees in two minutes.” The lumberjack is impressed by this and buys the chainsaw. Two days later,
This is a tree. Those are panda. Ya, Panda Tree!
A girl knelt in the confessional and said, “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.” “What is it, child?” The girl said, “Father, I have committed the sin of vanity.
Before Marriage: Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don’t even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy:
Lets hope the door will hold…
Three women applied to work in a bar. The owner asked them, “What would you do if you found some money lying on the floor?” Application 1: “I will take