Six hilarious airplane announcements

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Now and then, airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight safety presentation and their other announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some of these sign:

  1. There are more than 50 ways to die, but there are only four ways out of this plane.
  2. Smoking is not permitted. People who are observed smoking will be kindly asked to leave the plane.
  3. If there is a drop in pressure, oxygen masks will fall automatically. Put them on the face in a way that shows a stewardess. Adults should first put their masks, and then to put masks on children and adults who behave like children.
  4. Passengers, when leaving the aircraft take all your belongings. Everything you leave will be shared by airline personnel. The passenger who reaches the door last remains to purify the cabin.
  5. Your life vest is located under the seat. In the case of water landing, take it.. with our best wishes!
  6. On this flight, smoking is not allowed. If you can not handle, ask the flight attendant to open the door and let you go out on the wing.

Bonus — Rapping Flight Attendant: