More stuffs to ponder

  1. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
  2. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren’t people from Holland called Holes?
  3. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
  4. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
  5. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
  6. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
  7. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
  8. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a racing car not called a racist?
  9. Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites
  10. Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite
  11. “I am” is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that “I do” is the longest sentence?
  12. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
  13. What hair color do they put on the driver’s licenses of bald men?
  14. I thought about how mother feed their babies with tiny spoons and forks so I wondered what do Chinese mothers us? Toothpicks?
  15. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don’t they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the postmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?
  16. You never really lean to swear until you learn to drive
  17. No one ever says, “It’s only a game” when their team is winning
  18. Ever wonder about those people who spend money on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE
  19. Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
  20. If the Jacksonville Jaguars are know as the “Jags” and the Tamp Bay Buccaneers are know as The “Bucs,” what does that make the Tennessee Titans?
  21. If four out of five people SUFFER from diarrhea, does that mean that one enjoys it?
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