Fractured Christmas Carols

No one can fracture a Christmas carol better than a kid. Sing along with these new takes on old favorites:

  • Deck the Halls with Buddy Holly
  • We three kings of porridge and tar
  • On the first day of Christmas my tulip gave to me
  • Later on we’ll perspire, as we dream by the fire
  • He’s makin a list, chicken and rice
  • Noel, Noel, Barney’s the king of Israel
  • With the jelly toast proclaim
  • Olive, the other reindeer
  • You’ll go down in listerine
  • Oh, what fun it is to ride with one horse, soap and hay
  • O come, froggy faithful
  • You’ll tell Carol, “Be a skunk, I require”
  • Good tidings we bring to you and your kid
  • Frosty the Snowman is a ferret elf, I say
  • Sleep in heavenly peas
  • In the meadow we can build a snowman, then pretend that he is sparse and brown


This joke is brought to you by: Laught Break  Posted Date: 03/08/2015