Fewer Heart Attacks than Americans

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  1. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
  2. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
  3. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
  4. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION:

Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.