Extreem Bumper Stickers

  • I don’t have a license to kill.  I have a learner’s permit.
  • Taxation WITH representation isn’t so hot, either!
  • Madness takes its toll.  Please have exact change.
  • EARTH FIRST!  We’ll stripmine the other planets later.
  • If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you!
  • Save the whales!  Trade them for valuable prizes.
  • Whitewater is over when the First Lady sings.
  • My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her… or something like that.
  • Sure you can trust the government!  Just ask an Indian!
  • Alcohol and calculus don’t mix.  Never drink and derive.
  • If we are what we eat; I’m cheap, fast, and easy.
  • Stop repeat offenders.  Don’t re-elect them!
  • If You Can Read This, I’ve Lost My Trailer.
  • You’re Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me
  • The Earth Is Full – Go Home
  • I Have The Body Of A God… Buddha
  • This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren’t Happening To Me
  • Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
  • If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?
  • The Face Is Familiar But I Can’t Quite Remember My Name
  • Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway
  • Honk If Anything Falls Off
  • Cover Me, I’m Changing Lanes
  • He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit
  • I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person
  • You!  Out Of The Gene Pool!
  • I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To
  • It’s Been Lovely But I Have To Scream Now
  • I Haven’t Lost My Mind, It’s Backed Up On Disk Somewhere
  • If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over. (Seen Upside Down, On A Jeep)
  • Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph.
  • If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?
  • Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel
  • Boldly Going Nowhere
  • Honk If You’ve Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window
  • Money Isn’t Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch
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