Children’s Books You’ll Never See

  • You Are Different and That’s Bad
  • Pop! Goes The Hamster…  And Other Great Microwave Games
  • Testing Homemade Parachutes Using Household Pets
  • Babar Meets the Taxidermist
  • Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
  • The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables
  • Start a Real-Estate Empire With the Change From Your Mom’sPurse
  • Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
  • The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot Dead
  • How to Become The Dominant Military Power In Your Elementary School
  • Controlling the Playground: Respect through Fear
  • Strangers Have the Best Candy
  • The Little Sissy Who Snitched
  • Some Kittens Can Fly!
  • Getting More Chocolate on Your Face
  • Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
  • Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
  • The Attention Deficit Disorder Association’s Book of Wild Animals of North Amer- Hey! Let’s Go Ride Our Bikes!
  • The Kids’ Guide to Hitchhiking
  • Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
  • Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Become Friends
  • That’s it, I’m Putting You up for Adoption
  • The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
  • Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
  • You Were an Accident
  • Your Nightmares Are Real
  • Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
  • Eggs, Toilet Paper and Your School
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