50 Hilarious Newspaper Headlines Gone Wrong

  1. Include Your Children when Baking Cookies
  2. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
  3. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
  4. Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
  5. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
  6. Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
  7. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
  8. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
  9. British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
  10. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
  11. Clinton Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
  12. Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
  13. Miners Refuse to Work after Death
  14. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
  15. Stolen Painting Found by Tree
  16. Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years in Checkout Counter
  17. Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One
  18. War Dims Hope for Peace
  19. If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
  20. Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
  21. Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
  22. Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
  23. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
  24. Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
  25. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
  26. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
  27. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
  28. Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
  29. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
  30. New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
  31. Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
  32. Safety Experts Say School Bus Pasasengers Should Be Belted
  33. Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
  34. Farmer Bill Dies in House
  35. Stud Tires Out
  36. Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms
  37. Eye Drops Off Shelf
  38. Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim
  39. Shot Off Woman’s Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66
  40. Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax
  41. Two Soviet Ships Collide. One Dies.
  42. Checkout Counter Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years
  43. Drunker Drivers Paid $1,000
  44. British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply
  45. Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees
  46. Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing
  47. Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing
  48. Steals Clock: Faces Time
  49. Old School Pillars Replaed by Alumni
  50. Sex Education Delayed: Teachers Request More Training
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