18 Unnecessary Package Instructions

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ON TESCO’S TIRIMISU DESSERT
Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)

ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING
Product will be hot after heating.

ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON
Do not Iron clothes on body.

ON BOOTS CHILDREN’S COUGH MEDICINE
Do not drive car or operate machinery.

ON NYTOL (A SLEEPING AID)
Warning: may cause drowsiness.

ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE
Warning: keep out of children.

ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS
For indoor or outdoor use only.

ON THE INSTRUCTIONAL MANUAL FOR A CANON CAMERA (circa 1966)
Do not rattle playfully at the shutter button.

ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR
Not to be used for the other use.

ON SAINSBURY’S PEANUTS
Warning: contains nuts.

ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.

ON A BAR OF DIAL SOAP
Directions: Use like regular soap.

ON A FROZEN DINNER AT HOME
Serving suggestion: Defrost.

ON A HOTEL-PROVIDED SHOWER CAP IN A BOX
Fits one head.

ON A PACKET OF SUN-MAID RAISINS
Why not try tossing over your favorite breakfast cereal?

ON A HAIRDRYER
Do not use while sleeping.

ON A BAG OF FRITOS
You could be a winner!  No purchase necessary.  (Details inside.)