ON TESCO’S TIRIMISU DESSERT
Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)
ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING
Product will be hot after heating.
ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON
Do not Iron clothes on body.
ON BOOTS CHILDREN’S COUGH MEDICINE
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
ON NYTOL (A SLEEPING AID)
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE
Warning: keep out of children.
ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS
For indoor or outdoor use only.
ON THE INSTRUCTIONAL MANUAL FOR A CANON CAMERA (circa 1966)
Do not rattle playfully at the shutter button.
ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR
Not to be used for the other use.
ON SAINSBURY’S PEANUTS
Warning: contains nuts.
ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
ON A BAR OF DIAL SOAP
Directions: Use like regular soap.
ON A FROZEN DINNER AT HOME
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
ON A HOTEL-PROVIDED SHOWER CAP IN A BOX
Fits one head.
ON A PACKET OF SUN-MAID RAISINS
Why not try tossing over your favorite breakfast cereal?
ON A HAIRDRYER
Do not use while sleeping.
ON A BAG OF FRITOS
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. (Details inside.)