16 hilarious things you can learn from children

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  1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2,000 square foot house 4 inches deep.
  2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
  3. A 3 year-old’s voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
  4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20 by 20 foot room.
  5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on When using the ceiling fan as bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
  6. The glass in windows (even double pane) doesn’t stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
  7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words “Uh-oh”, it’s already too late.
  8. Break fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke and lots of it.
  9. A 6 year-old can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36 year-old man says they can only do it in the movies. A magnifying glass can start a fire even on a overcast day.
  10. Certain LEGO’s will pass through the digestive tract of a 4 year-old.
  11. Play Dough and Microwave should never be used in the same sentence.
  12. Super glue is forever.
  13. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool, you still can’t walk on water.
  14. Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
  15. Garbage bags do no make good parachutes.
  16. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.