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- Never trust a dog to watch your food.
- When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” Don’t answer him.
- Never tell your mom her diet’s not working.
- Stay away from prunes.
- Never allow your three year-old brother in the same room as your school assignment.
- Puppies still have bad breath, even after eating a Tic Tac.
- Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time.
- You can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
- If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse.
- Markers and not good to use as lipstick.
- Don’t pick on your sister when she’s holding a baseball bat.
- Never try to baptize a cat.
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