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Wrong way down the freeway


An old guy in his Volvo is driving home from work when his wife rings him on his cell phone.

“Honey”, she says in a worried voice. “Be careful. There was a bit on the news just now, some lunatic is driving the wrong way down the freeway.”

“It’s worse than that,” he replies, “There are HUNDREDS OF THEM!”