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This woman shot her husband for stepping on her clean floor

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A woman shoots her husband for stepping on the clean floor.

A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station.

“I have a murder case here,” he says. “A woman shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped.”

“Have you arrested her?” asks the sergeant.

“No, not yet. The floor’s still wet.”