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The wife’s promise

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An old married couple is sitting on the couch watching TV.

On the show, they were speaking about how to prepare in case of death, etc.

“Honey,” says the husband, turning to his wife with a serious expression, “I want ou to promise me, that if there ever comes a time that I am dependent on just machines and bottled fluid, that you will make sure to put an end to it.”

“No problem, honey,” said the wife and she promptly got up, turned off the TV, and poured his beer down the drain.