One day at school the teacher gave an unexpected essay.
The teacher said; “Take a pencil and paper, and write an essay with the title ‘If I Were a Millionaire.’ ”
Everyone but Joe, who leaned back with arms folded, began to write feverishly The teacher noticed that Joe isn’t writing, so she approached him.
“What’s the matter,” the teacher asked. “Why don’t you begin?”
“I’m waiting for my secretary,” Joe replied.