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Suspicious wife and her husband

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Wife: “Where are you?”

Husband: “At home, my love.”

Wife: “Are you sure?”

Husband: “Yes.”

Wife: “Turn on the mixer.”

Husband : (turns mixer on) “Rrrreeereeeereeee…”

Wife: “Ok! my love goodbye.”

Then on the other day, the suspicious wife calls again.

Wife: “Where are you?”

Husband: “At home love.”

Wife: “Are you sure?”

Husband: “Yes.”

Wife: “Turn on the mixer.”

Husband: (turns mixer on) “Rrreeereeeereeee…”

Wife: “Ok! my love goodbye.”

The next day, the wife decides to go home without notice and finds her son alone. So she asks him:

Son, “where is your father?”

Son: “I don’t know, he went out with the mixer…”


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