A man was pulled over for driving too fast, even though he thought he was driving just fine.
Officer: “You were speeding.”
Man: “No, I wasn’t.”
Officer: “Yes, you were. I’m giving you a ticket.”
Man: “But I wasn’t speeding.”
Officer: “TeII that to the judge!”
The officer gave the man the ticket.
Man: “Would I get another ticket if l called you a jerk?”
Officer: “Yes, you would.”
Man: “What if I just thought that you were?”
Officer: “I can’t give you a ticket for what you think.”
Man: “Fine, I think you’re a jerk!”