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A man was pulled over for driving too fast, even though he thought he was driving just fine.

Officer: “You were speeding.”

Man: “No, I wasn’t.”

Officer: “Yes, you were. I’m giving you a ticket.”

Man: “But I wasn’t speeding.”

Officer: “TeII that to the judge!”

The officer gave the man the ticket.

Man: “Would I get another ticket if l called you a jerk?”

Officer: “Yes, you would.”

Man: “What if I just thought that you were?”

Officer: “I can’t give you a ticket for what you think.”

Man: “Fine, I think you’re a jerk!”