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Senior inside a drug store

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The other day I went over to a nearby drug store. When I got there, I went straight to the pharmacy. I took out my little brown bottle along with a teaspoon and laid them both on the counter. The Pharmacist came over smiled and asked if he could help me.

I said: “Yes! Could you please taste this for me?”

Since I’m a Senior Citizen, I guess the pharmacist just went along with me. He picked up the spoon and put a tiny bit of the liquid on his tongue. Then with a stomach-churning look on his face, he spits it out on the floor and began coughing.

When he finally was finished, I looked him right in the eye asked: “Now, does that taste sweet to you?”

The Pharmacist, shaking his head back and forth with a venomous look in his eyes yelled: “HELL NO!!!”

I said: “Oh, thank God! That’s such a relief! My Doctor told me to get a Pharmacist to test my Urine for sugar!”