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Running out of gas

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John, Phil, and Tyler are driving down a highway and their car runs out of gas. It’s a three-hour walk to the gas station. They plan to carry their gas tank there and bring it back full.

For the first hour, John will tell a happy story, for the next hour Phil will tell a sad story. Then for the last hour, Tyler will tell a scary story.

After two hours of walking it is Tyler’s turn and he says,

“Okay, guys… I forgot the money at the car.”