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Patient asks his doctor how could he prolong his life

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Patient: “Doctor, how can I live longer than 100 years?”

Doctor: “Do you smoke?”

Patient: “No.”

Doctor: “Do you eat too much?”

Patient: “No.”

Doctor: “Do you go to bed late?”

Patient: “No.”

Doctor: “Do you have affairs with promiscuous women?”

Patient: “No.

Doctor: “Then why would you want to live more than 100 years?”