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My body hurts wherever I touch it

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A woman goes into a doctor’s office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.

“Impossible,” says the doctor. “Show me”

She takes her finger, presses on here elbow and screams in agony. She then pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and scream, and so it goes on.

“Oh I see! I know what’s wrong,” the doctor shakes his head and says. “Your finger is broken!”