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Master of the house

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A solicitor for the Red Cross called upon a young couple for a donation. Hearing a commotion inside, he knocked extra-loudly on the door.

A disheveled man answered the door.

“What can I do for you?” he growled, clearly upset about something.

“I would like to speak to the master of the house”, said the solicitor politely.

“Then you’re just in time”, said the man. “My wife an dI are settling that very question right now!”