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Inviting a friend home for supper

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“Honey,” said this husband to his wife, “I invited a friend home for supper.”

“What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven’t been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don’t feel like cooking a fancy meal!”

“I know all that.” “Then why did you invite a friend for supper?”

“Because the poor fool’s thinking about getting married.”


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