An English teacher told his students that when pronouncing a word beginning with the letter “H” they should ignore the “H” as in hour, honor, and honest.
That day when leaving for class, he left a note for his assistant, “Please heat my rice for me.”
When the teacher returned to his office, he met an empty bowl. He asked the assistant:
“Where is my food?”
The assistant replied, “You said I should heat the rice for you, but you also instructed us o ignored the ‘H’.”