A wealthy man is driving down the road in his limo when he sees two men eating grass on the side of the road. He pulls over to investigate.
He asks one of the men, “Why are you eating this disgusting grass?”
The replies, “I’m too poor, it’s all we have.”
The wealthy man replies, “You and your buddy can come home with me and I’ll feed you.”
The man replies, “But sir, we both have families.”
The wealthy man replies, “Bring them all!” So they all pile into the car.
One of the men’s wives turns to the lawyer and tells him, “Thank you so much, sir! We really needed this.”
The wealthy man response, “No problem, the grass is almost a foot tall, you’ll love it!”