Home » Clean Jokes » Buying a dead donkey

Buying a dead donkey

Facebooktwittergoogle_plusredditpinterestmail

A man moved to Arkansas and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day, that farmer drove up and said,

“I am sorry, but I have some bad news… the donkey died just last night.”

“Well, then, just give my money back.”

“I can’t do that Sir, I went and spent it already.”

“Okay, then. Just unload the donkey right there.”

“What are you gonna do with that dead donkey?”

“I’m going to raffle him off.”

“You can’t raffle off a dead donkey!”

“Well, that’s where you’re wrong.”
A month later the farmer met up with the man and asked,

“What happened with dead donkey?”

“I raffled that donkey off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollar apiece and mad $989.”

“Didn’t anyone complain?”

“Just that guy who won. So, I him his two dollars back.”