Old lady went out into her backyard to do some gardening when she heard some noise coming from the yard next door. She peered over the fence and saw that her neighbor’s little daughter was digging a hole.
“Sally what you doing with that shovel?” asked the old lady.
“My gold fish died, so I’m burying him.” replied young Sally.
“Oh that’s tragic. I’ very sorry for you loss. But why are you digging such a big hole for you goldfish?”
“Because your freaking cat ate it!”