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Before and after marriage


Before Marriage:

Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait.

Girl: Do you want me to leave?

Boy: No don’t even think about it.

Girl: Do you love me?

Boy: Of course. Always have and always will.

Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?

Boy: Never! Why are you even asking?

Girl: Will you kiss me?

Boy: Every chance I get.

Girl: Will you hit me?

Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy?

Boy: Yes.

Girl: Darling!

After Marriage: (Read from bottom to top)