A man entered the emergency room with his two ears burned.
“What happened?” asked the doctor.
“Well”, the man explained, “my wife was ironing clothing, behind my chair while I was watching TV.
She put down the iron next to the phone and when the phone rang I answered the iron.”
“Wow that is terrible” responded the doctor.
“But what happened to your other ear?” asked the confused doctor.
“Well,” the guy responded shamefully. “Right afterward, the damn phone rang again!”