A man walks into a Swiss bank. The bank is very full so it takes a long time for it to be his turn.
After an hour wait, he finally gets to go up to the counter.
The woman asks him how she could assist him.
He looks around, making sure he can’t be heard and whispers into her ear, “I would like to deposit $1 million into a bank account”
The woman looks a bit startled and says out loud, “Oh don’t worry sir! You don’t have to whisper, here in Switzerland its no shame to be poor.”