Who Woulda Thought?

“Professor Goddard does not know the relation between action and reaction and the need to have something better than a vacuum against which to react. He seems to lack the

Welkisms

Lawrence Welk’s mastery of English was not quite 100%. Here are some examples of his “Welkisms”, compiled by Dick Wilson, a sound mixer who worked on “The Lawrence Welk Show”

Weird Al Q&A

Actual questions asked of Weird Al by fans, and his responses taken from the “Ask Al” section of www.weirdal.com Q: Hey Al!!!!! What do u think about Napster?  I just

Texas Quotes

The following are actual quotes from Texas politicians: Texas Rep. Joe Salem speaking on an amendment requiring all revenues to go into the state treasury: “It just makes good sense

Sports Quotes

And here’s Moses Kiptanui, the 19 year old Kenyan, who turned 20 a few weeks ago.” (David Coleman) “Its a great advantage to be able to hurdle with both legs.”

Kids On Love

Questions about love, marriage, and sex were posed to kids ages 5 to 10. Their answers below are enlightening: WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED?? Eighty-four! Because at

Douglas Adams Quotes

“He hoped and prayed that there wasn’t an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn’t an afterlife. “ “The ships hung

Dilbert Quotes

A magazine recently ran a “Dilbert Quotes” contest. They were looking for people to submit quotes from their real-life Dilbert-type managers. Here are some of the submissions: As of tomorrow,

Andy Rooney On…

Ads In Bills: Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your bills now? Like bills aren’t distasteful enough, they have to stuff junk mail in there with