Doctors may not say exactly what they mean… The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They were reprinted in a column written by Dr. Richard
Snail-Sucking (Live) Armand Forcalquier, of Marseille, France, holds the record. In a contest held on Feb. 12, 1992, Armand sucked down 1,238 live snails in a little over 4 hours.
A recent Cincinnati Enquirer headline read, “SMELL OF BAKED BREAD MAY BE HEALTH HAZARD.” The article went on to describe the dangers of the smell of baking bread. The main
FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk. PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone
You Are Different and That’s Bad Pop! Goes The Hamster… And Other Great Microwave Games Testing Homemade Parachutes Using Household Pets Babar Meets the Taxidermist Curious George and the High-Voltage
A FIRST GRADE TEACHER collected old, well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb, and had them come up with the rest.
From actual Church Bulletins…….. Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children. The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors
Hi. Now you say something. Hi, I’m not home right now but my answering machine is, so you can talk to it instead. Wait for the beep. Hello. I am
An Anagram is a word or phrase made by transposing or rearranging the letters of another word or phrase. The following are exceptionally clever. Someone out there must be deadly
The Dairy Association’s huge success with the campaign “Got Milk?” prompted them to expand advertising to Mexico. It was soon brought to their attention the Spanish translation read “Are you
On a Tennessee highway: “When this sign is under water, this road is impassable.” In front of a New Hampshire car wash: “If you can’t read this, it’s time to
The following are actual statements found on insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize the details of an accident in the fewest words possible: Coming home, I drove into wrong
Sing the Batman theme incessantly. In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sensual massage.” Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.” Learn Morse code, and have