Iraqui TV Guide

MONDAYS: 8:00 “Husseinfeld” 8:30 “Mad About Everything” 9:00 “Suddenly Sanctions” 9:30 “The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show” 10:00 “Allah McBeal” TUESDAYS: 8:00 “Wheel of Fortune and Terror” 8:30 “The Price

If Microsoft Built Cars

At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated “If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry

Honest Hymns

Hymns, the way we’d sing them if we were honest: I Surrender Some There Shall Be Sprinkles of Blessings Fill My Spoon, Lord Oh, How I Like Jesus He’s Quite

Getting Old

I felt like my body had gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor’s permission to join a fitness club and start exercising.  I decided to take an

Family Feud Losers

ACTUAL answers given by contestants on “The Family Feud” Name something a blind person might use A sword Name a song with moon in the title Blue suede moon Name

Extreem Bumper Stickers

I don’t have a license to kill.  I have a learner’s permit. Taxation WITH representation isn’t so hot, either! Madness takes its toll.  Please have exact change. EARTH FIRST!  We’ll

Doctor Descriptions

Doctors may not say exactly what they mean… The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They were reprinted in a column written by Dr. Richard

Disgusting World Records

Snail-Sucking (Live) Armand Forcalquier, of Marseille, France, holds the record.  In a contest held on Feb. 12, 1992, Armand sucked down 1,238 live snails in a little over 4 hours. 

The Dangers Of Bread

A recent Cincinnati Enquirer headline read, “SMELL OF BAKED BREAD MAY BE HEALTH HAZARD.”  The article went on to describe the dangers of the smell of baking bread. The main

Cow Politics 101

FEUDALISM: You have two cows.  Your lord takes some of the milk. PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows.  The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone


An Anagram is a word or phrase made by transposing or rearranging the letters of another word or phrase.  The  following are exceptionally clever.  Someone out there must be deadly