Being Polite

While I was working as a pediatric nurse, I had the difficult assignment of giving immunization shots to children. One day I entered the examining room to give four-year-old Lizzie


My friend is a rather old-fashioned lady, always quite delicate and elegant, especially in her language. She and her husband were planning a week’s vacation in Florida, so she wrote

Ad Libs

My friend likes to read his two young sons fairy tales at night. Having a deep-rooted sense of humor, he often ad-libs parts of the stories for fun. One day

The Accident

Farmer Joe was in an accident with a semi-truck. Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for the accident) to


They have finally found a diagnosis for my condition. Hooray!! I have recently been diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D.! Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it goes: I decide to

The 100BB Bug

EXPERTS WARN OF A DIRE THREAT! Firebringer News Service (FBNS) – Experts warned today of a new and deadly threat to our beleaguered civilization: the 100BB Bug. As most people

Who Woulda Thought?

“Professor Goddard does not know the relation between action and reaction and the need to have something better than a vacuum against which to react. He seems to lack the


Lawrence Welk’s mastery of English was not quite 100%. Here are some examples of his “Welkisms”, compiled by Dick Wilson, a sound mixer who worked on “The Lawrence Welk Show”

Weird Al Q&A

Actual questions asked of Weird Al by fans, and his responses taken from the “Ask Al” section of Q: Hey Al!!!!! What do u think about Napster?  I just

Texas Quotes

The following are actual quotes from Texas politicians: Texas Rep. Joe Salem speaking on an amendment requiring all revenues to go into the state treasury: “It just makes good sense

Sports Quotes

And here’s Moses Kiptanui, the 19 year old Kenyan, who turned 20 a few weeks ago.” (David Coleman) “Its a great advantage to be able to hurdle with both legs.”

Kids On Love

Questions about love, marriage, and sex were posed to kids ages 5 to 10. Their answers below are enlightening: WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED?? Eighty-four! Because at

Douglas Adams Quotes

“He hoped and prayed that there wasn’t an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn’t an afterlife. “ “The ships hung

Dilbert Quotes

A magazine recently ran a “Dilbert Quotes” contest. They were looking for people to submit quotes from their real-life Dilbert-type managers. Here are some of the submissions: As of tomorrow,